20 May 2011

Good luck in The Rapture, y'all

I don't expect to be taken to Heaven tomorrow, but if you do let me know and I'll take care of your pets for free (and, if I'm begin honest, I'll also probably raid your fridge and help myself to any good books or  DVDs you may have. What do you expect? I am a heathen after all).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know, the sudden disappearance of a large number of religious zealots sounds pretty awesome to me. Let the Tribulation begin with post-rapture looting parties!

Also, awesome quote from the proprietor: 'They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured, and again because I don't do refunds." '