08 August 2008

Batshit Crazies Solve Canada's Identity Crisis

I wasn't going to read the news anymore, and I haven't been, but then Deb sends me a link to this wonderful story about how finally - FINALLY - we are able to define ourselves as a people. No longer are we just a Liberal America, or polite hockey-worshipers who love beer and maple syrup. It really is a proud day for Canadians. Generations after Confederation, some "Church" in Kansas has defined Canadians as "cannibals and highway decapitaters."

The whole lot of us! Wow.

This definition is brought to you by the kind of people who would protest at the funeral of a victim of a violent, gruesome crime with not a thought for his family or friends. The kind of people who would also protest the funerals of soldiers. The kind of people who actually believe that this random act of violence was committed because we let private citizens of the same sex enter into legal marriages. The kind of fundamentally fucked-up people that are completely devoid of the humanity they are trying so vehemently to protect.

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