...and both are about Charlie Sheen. Because everybody loves a train wreck.
1. Bat shit must be offended by all the Charlie Sheen comparisons.
2. From John Stamos: contrary to the rumors, i am not replacing charlie sheen on two and half men. however, martin sheen has asked me to be his son. ([sic] all that - Stamos is too cool to proof read])
(I have trouble separating Martin Sheen from President Bartlett in my head, so I have a soft spot for him and feel kind of bad for him that his son is such a douche. At least he's still got Emilio).