Ah, Spring. There you are.

Last Thursday I noticed green grass for the first time this year. Earlier this week I noticed the arrival of  that scourge of suburban lawns: the bright yellow dandelions. Now, that third horseman of the Springpocalypse ("- pocalypses" are so in right now) has arrived: torrential rains. Let the jokes about building an ark begin. It's pretty bad today. If I find out after arriving to work that I left my headlights on, I'd seriously consider letting my battery die than going back out in the rain to turn off my lights.