The other morning at the gym a girl was complaining that she broke two ribs doing the "Sidney Crosby ab workout." Is that a real thing?
Now, get back to work.
Love,
Ellie
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And also, I want to say about a dozen really flippant things, but I won't, because this is a public blog.
Look how restrained I am!
- Oz
P.S. I'm still trying to figure out how she cracked her ribs. Did she, like, drop a kettlebell on her torso accidentally? Impact weirdly on a horizontal bar? I ... have so many questions.
P.P.S. Do you remember that one time -- which I reported to you immediately because it was the funniest thing I have ever seen -- I was at the gym and then some 18-year-old jock tripped trying to grab his mp3 player and shot himself backwards off the treadmill? I still think of that and laugh.
3 comments:
And also, I want to say about a dozen really flippant things, but I won't, because this is a public blog.
Look how restrained I am!
- Oz
P.S. I'm still trying to figure out how she cracked her ribs. Did she, like, drop a kettlebell on her torso accidentally? Impact weirdly on a horizontal bar? I ... have so many questions.
P.P.S. Do you remember that one time -- which I reported to you immediately because it was the funniest thing I have ever seen -- I was at the gym and then some 18-year-old jock tripped trying to grab his mp3 player and shot himself backwards off the treadmill? I still think of that and laugh.
Dear Oz,
This answer seems incomplete. Did you accidentally delete the first part of it? Respond only after you have written at least 2 pages of your thesis.
Love,
Ellie
It ate my first comment! Ah well.
- Oz
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